HAAAAA

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so obviously the first thing i do in new york is go for a nice poo in the hostel toilet

and obviously when i flush it it fills up with water and almost floods

so obviously i sit for a while going HMM HA HA OH MY GOD

but then it eventually flushed away

seriously but

FIRST THING AFTER CHECKING IN TO MY HOSTEL

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Guys I can't sleep because I stayed up all night reading Harry Potter. Hahaha. It was good but. I cried.

Having said that though, in the past 3 days I've cried : because my dinner slid off my plate onto the floor, during Friends, during the Nightmares Next Door, any time Charlie in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" looked dissapointed on screen, any time Charlie in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" did anything sefless on screen or just basically because of Charlie in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"'s on screen appearance.

I shouldn't really admit that but who actually else is going to read this.

ANYWAY, ENOUGH.

MY BIRTHDAY IS SATURDAY AND I WANT TO DO SOMETHING AT SOME POINT WHICH INVOLVES ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

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p.s
HOW UGLY ARE MEL AND SUE?!
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Look at this funny photo I found from DAVEY'S PARTY. Castlemilk represent.

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so I'm like 13 and have a pure Rod Stewart barnet, but I look really skinny. Gone are the days my friends.

But really though, how much of an actual DYKE does Ainslie look here?

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HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. She looks like a man.

xx
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did I ever tell you guys about my first week in work?

went fora wee toilet trip
and oh yes

I broke the toilet ;)

ALTHOUGH SADLY NOT IN A BLOCKED MANNER
but we can pretend eh?


canny mind why I never told before
IT'LL PROBABLY BE BECAUSE WE'VE NOT HAD AN EVENT IN THE PAST 13 YEARS

i don't want to play around

OOOOOOOOOOOMG dyke-o-rama.
Does anyone watch Jeopardy on CBBC?
Well the girl with the huge geng0r eyebrows in it sat behind my friend in the cinema. She was with a boy an that.
UMMM...
Remember when we called Ainslie a fascist in H&M? I FUCKING DAE.

Okay October week? Okay night @ Ainzers & Gills? Okay? xx
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